October 25, 2005

It's the Hamster

Hamster Time

We then visited the 504th from Fort Lewis, who had detailed instructions on one of the doors on how to “Turn a Hamster into a Fighting Machine.” Basically, just select a hamster and tape a knife to its back. It was recommended not to tape firearms to its back. Mellinger burst out laughing and walked away, and I stood there laughing uncontrollably while reading the whole set of instructions:
Exercepted from Michael Yon's latest dispatch.

This is how Hameru won the battle, he became a lean, mean, hamster fighting master.


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